My parents got me this Trump doll as a gag gift over a decade ago when we were fans of the Apprentice.
Fun Super Tuesday activity: For every ten notes I’ll stick a pin in him until I’m out of pins. Don’t let me down America
Seems like Donald will wake up tomorrow with “stabbing” shoulder pains…
Right in the heart. That one went in easy. Like there was already a hollow space there.
Now in the stomach, like how I can’t stomach his fuckin bullshit
Let’s see you try to “pin” this on Mexican kidney thieves
Hearing no evil is hard when you’re Donald Trump and your mouth is a direct spigot from Hell’s pipeline of villainy
I believe we’ve pinpointed the source of his hot air.
Donald Trump is the arch-nemesis of liberty.
Woops, sorry about that D, looks as though I cut off your freedom of choice over your reproductive decisions
OK - I can’t keep up with the demand, and I’m running out of jokes and pins, so let’s skip to the good stuff. The inevitable conclusion where he’s just absolutely covered in pins.
This Donald is sure not having a Super Tuesday! :)
~~ Stretch goals ~~
800 notes - attacked by vicious alligator
1,500 notes - confronted with flagrant multiculturalism
2,000 notes - sent directly back to hell
Reached our first stretch goal… attacked by not one, but six vicious alligators. Don’t say I never gave you anything nice.
Observation: I have never broken a bone Hypothesis: I am boneless Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one.
